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This Year's Colon Cancer Death Counter:

Last Year's Count: 640,000

Description: Manifested by cancerous tumors in the colon, appendix, and/or rectum. Symptoms can be as alarming as constipation or bloody excrement.

At Risk: Those with a hereditary predilection to colon cancer are highly susceptible.

The Cure: The cure may be as unpleasant as surgery or chemotherapy. The success of these procedures depends largely on early detection.

Prevention: Diets high in fiber, folic acid, and calcium.



  Top Deaths Counts  
1. Heart attack
2. Stroke
3. Pneumonia
4. AIDS
5. Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease
6. Diarrhea
7. Tuberculosis
8. Malaria
9. Lung cancer
10. Car wrecks
11. Childhood diseases
12. Accidents
13. High blood pressure
14. Suicide
15. Stomach cancer
16. Liver cirrhosis
17. Nephritis
18. Colon cancer
19. Liver cancer
20. Measles

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