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This Year's Measles Death Counter:

Last Year's Count: 615,000

Description: Measles manifests itself by a high fever, coughing, and conjunctivitis. Several days after the fever starts, a rash starts on the head and rapidly spreads to much of the body. The total period of the disease can last from ten days to two weeks.

At Risk: Outbreaks occur most commonly in 3rd-world nations as most developed nations have laws requiring immunization. The disease is transmitted by saliva and body fluids.

The Cure: There is no specific treatment once disease is contracted. Rest and treatment of symptoms is a must.

Prevention: Roll up your sleeve, Sally, there's a vaccine.



  Top Deaths Counts  
1. Heart attack
2. Stroke
3. Pneumonia
4. AIDS
5. Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease
6. Diarrhea
7. Tuberculosis
8. Malaria
9. Lung cancer
10. Car wrecks
11. Childhood diseases
12. Accidents
13. High blood pressure
14. Suicide
15. Stomach cancer
16. Liver cirrhosis
17. Nephritis
18. Colon cancer
19. Liver cancer
20. Measles

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